Post by sunshine37135 on Oct 2, 2009 10:26:29 GMT -5
Same Rules. Add a few words to the post above yours. I will try to keep up with posting the whole story here in the first post.
There once was a dog named Larry. He lived with his hillbilly owners in Yee Haw Junction. One day Larry decided he wanted to go buy himself a new Pink Tractor, but Jamie owned the one he wanted and she didn't want to sell it because she worked so hard on it and it meant so much to her that she told him that she wouldn't sell it for all the tea in China. But he did offer her all the Cheerwine in the Carolinas, but she had to turn him down once again because she gave all the Cheerwine to Nancy already. He called up Nancy and she told him heck no he couldn't have any of her Cheerwine!
Larry decided their must be some way he could get that tractor! I know thought Larry! I will go and buy her some Vera so that I may lure her into letting go of that tractor! He didn't know it but her hubby already bought her all the Vera she ever wanted, so When he offered her a $500 shopping spree, she told him to stick his shopping spree where the sun don't shine! Larry was very upset at this remark it hurt his feelings and Larry started to cry. He went to his dog house and thought very hard about his next move.
A friend of Larry's came wonderin' up the road and asked him "Why are you so sad today?" Larry told him all about it. Harry (Larry's friend) told him "Why don't you go on up the road here a little to Miss Katrina. She will be able to help you with a plan to get that tractor." Larry smiled and swept her up into his arms when she said, "Lets go curl up in that chair together and think of a plan." Harry laughed at Larry, because little did Larry know Katrina already had a tractor! It was big and Purple. Her favorite color. She loved her tractor too. She named it "Big Bess," and kept her in tip-top condition. The only strange thing about "Big Bess" was that "Big Bess" wasn't really big at all. She was actually very tiny. "Big Bess" also had a banana seat that wasn't very comfortable to ride on when You were trying to plow a field the size of tim buck two. And it didn't really work because it was too small to pull the plow in the first place.
Big Bess was good for Katrina's daughter Hallie to play with. Hallie found it handy to use on her Farm Town fields, but not much good for plowing many acres. Larry approached Hallie about her mother's tractor. He said, "Hallie, my dear Do you think I could borrow your mom's tractor?" Hallie replied, "NO WAY!!! She LOVES that tractor! Besides, why do you need it? Your just a silly dog who doesn't know that boys don't drive pink or purple tractors!" "But, I love pink!" said Larry "It's my favorite color! Just ask your mom if I can take it to the fair next week, so I can be in a tractor pull!."
He looked around and said "I tell you what, Hallie, if you will just get your Mom to let me borrow that tractor for the pull I will buy you every toy in the store you cold ever want, and when you turn 16, I'll even buy you a hot pink VW Bug." So, Hallie took one more look at the tractor and said, "This is the best tractor ever, but My daddy said that no one was giving me a car, I had to buy my own and get a job to pay for it! So you better not give me one. However," Hallie said, "What I do really want is a new outfit to match my VB so I can win a contest again. Larry thought about it for a second and agreed that it was a fair deal. He took her shopping at 5th Avenue in New York City. "Wow" said Hallie "Look at this dress. It would match my PE maggie just right! But wait," said Hallie, "I would need that pink tractor to go with my outfit and bag!" She decided that she needed to up the stakes if she was going to get rid of the tractor so she asked for a pink tractor and a pink tricycle and a new pink hair bow.
Her outfit was perfect except for The only person who had the pink tricycle was Nicole P.!! I must get Larry in touch with Nicole P. in NC!! "Now let me see" thought Hallie, "how can Larry get in touch with her?" Maybe just maybe she could send her an e-mail. However, she decided to just give her a call! She picked up the phone, dialed the number and got the recorded message from the operator. The number had been changed to 876-5309. He bought Jenny's number on ebay for
There once was a dog named Larry. He lived with his hillbilly owners in Yee Haw Junction. One day Larry decided he wanted to go buy himself a new Pink Tractor, but Jamie owned the one he wanted and she didn't want to sell it because she worked so hard on it and it meant so much to her that she told him that she wouldn't sell it for all the tea in China. But he did offer her all the Cheerwine in the Carolinas, but she had to turn him down once again because she gave all the Cheerwine to Nancy already. He called up Nancy and she told him heck no he couldn't have any of her Cheerwine!
Larry decided their must be some way he could get that tractor! I know thought Larry! I will go and buy her some Vera so that I may lure her into letting go of that tractor! He didn't know it but her hubby already bought her all the Vera she ever wanted, so When he offered her a $500 shopping spree, she told him to stick his shopping spree where the sun don't shine! Larry was very upset at this remark it hurt his feelings and Larry started to cry. He went to his dog house and thought very hard about his next move.
A friend of Larry's came wonderin' up the road and asked him "Why are you so sad today?" Larry told him all about it. Harry (Larry's friend) told him "Why don't you go on up the road here a little to Miss Katrina. She will be able to help you with a plan to get that tractor." Larry smiled and swept her up into his arms when she said, "Lets go curl up in that chair together and think of a plan." Harry laughed at Larry, because little did Larry know Katrina already had a tractor! It was big and Purple. Her favorite color. She loved her tractor too. She named it "Big Bess," and kept her in tip-top condition. The only strange thing about "Big Bess" was that "Big Bess" wasn't really big at all. She was actually very tiny. "Big Bess" also had a banana seat that wasn't very comfortable to ride on when You were trying to plow a field the size of tim buck two. And it didn't really work because it was too small to pull the plow in the first place.
Big Bess was good for Katrina's daughter Hallie to play with. Hallie found it handy to use on her Farm Town fields, but not much good for plowing many acres. Larry approached Hallie about her mother's tractor. He said, "Hallie, my dear Do you think I could borrow your mom's tractor?" Hallie replied, "NO WAY!!! She LOVES that tractor! Besides, why do you need it? Your just a silly dog who doesn't know that boys don't drive pink or purple tractors!" "But, I love pink!" said Larry "It's my favorite color! Just ask your mom if I can take it to the fair next week, so I can be in a tractor pull!."
He looked around and said "I tell you what, Hallie, if you will just get your Mom to let me borrow that tractor for the pull I will buy you every toy in the store you cold ever want, and when you turn 16, I'll even buy you a hot pink VW Bug." So, Hallie took one more look at the tractor and said, "This is the best tractor ever, but My daddy said that no one was giving me a car, I had to buy my own and get a job to pay for it! So you better not give me one. However," Hallie said, "What I do really want is a new outfit to match my VB so I can win a contest again. Larry thought about it for a second and agreed that it was a fair deal. He took her shopping at 5th Avenue in New York City. "Wow" said Hallie "Look at this dress. It would match my PE maggie just right! But wait," said Hallie, "I would need that pink tractor to go with my outfit and bag!" She decided that she needed to up the stakes if she was going to get rid of the tractor so she asked for a pink tractor and a pink tricycle and a new pink hair bow.
Her outfit was perfect except for The only person who had the pink tricycle was Nicole P.!! I must get Larry in touch with Nicole P. in NC!! "Now let me see" thought Hallie, "how can Larry get in touch with her?" Maybe just maybe she could send her an e-mail. However, she decided to just give her a call! She picked up the phone, dialed the number and got the recorded message from the operator. The number had been changed to 876-5309. He bought Jenny's number on ebay for